virguin:

how can i be ready for future when i’m not even ready to get up in the morning

gooutfighting:

if you say you don’t know the lyrics to at least one high school musical song then you are lying

fairhies:

If I reply with “oh” I either don’t give a fuck or I feel like i’ve been punched in the throat

theawesomeadventurer:

straight white boy: what are you doing?

me: laying in bed 

straight white boy: anything else? ;) 

me: no 

straight white boy: are you sure? ;)

me:

image

unfollowlng:

seenaill:

unfollowlng:

If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made

my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them

you win

notmargaery:

*university voice* unfortunately… we have too much money… so we have to raise tuition so we can build a place to keep all the other money in… so sorry unavoidable